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Apples went from health advice to self-defense the moment someone realized a Honeycrisp at 60 mph solves most interpersonal conflicts. Doctors hate this one weird trick, but not as much as the guy standing 30 feet away.
The Details:
Large red chunky text reads "An apple a day keeps anyone away." at the top. Smaller green italic text in parentheses reads "(If you throw it hard enough.)" beside a green woodcut-style illustration of a smiling farmer in a wide-brimmed hat and overalls holding a wicker basket of red apples.
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