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This southern-numbered slot artifact should keep you robotically slotted on the lush carpets at your publicized or privatized facility.
Please use extra caution while ripping this Slottifact, as it is prone to helping local blades of purity launch dead-straight laser beams directly up the chute.
Whether you're operating at a municipal egg cultivation center or a fully privatized purity facility, this artifact was built to keep your weaponized stick protected and your slot integrity at maximum levels.
Features
Warning: Extended use may result in robotic slotting, excessive fairway occupancy, and elevated levels of goat activity.
STAY SLOTTED, TROTTED GOATS.
Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 20 - Jun 25
US$40
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